Love #bioshock? Check out my melon-smashing wrench experiment. http://youtu.be/ffFP78pu7aw

Love #bioshock? Check out my melon-smashing wrench experiment. http://youtu.be/ffFP78pu7aw

Just upgraded the ‘89 Wagon with some James Bond style gadgets.

I always think of “my boys” and Little Miss, but actually Micro is closer to her in age than his brother. They play so wonderfully together.

I always think of “my boys” and Little Miss, but actually Micro is closer to her in age than his brother. They play so wonderfully together.

"Would you kindly" check out this bitching vintage wrench I bought? #bioshock

"Would you kindly" check out this bitching vintage wrench I bought? #bioshock

Aftermath of the #alsicebucketchallenge

Aftermath of the #alsicebucketchallenge

Stealth kill!

"Daddy, you so goofy."

"Daddy, you so goofy."

Ah, this is the place. One of the few places in the world in which people are in tune with my weird, nerdy, sexy, boozy wavelength.

Ah, this is the place. One of the few places in the world in which people are in tune with my weird, nerdy, sexy, boozy wavelength.

On the road to the Renaissance Faire!

On the road to the Renaissance Faire!

Canadian proverb: “If you think hiring an experienced lumberjack is expensive, try hiring a cheap one.”

Canadian proverb: “If you think hiring an experienced lumberjack is expensive, try hiring a cheap one.”